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x123rgn123x
01-13-2009, 03:28 PM
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

mrxafiar
01-13-2009, 03:43 PM
LMFAO!!!! hahahhahaahahhaha! I just hope that the girl was playin too, otherwise, shes so damn dumb LOL!! funny!!

this_is_lame
01-13-2009, 04:00 PM
Made my stoned ass chuckle...gonna read "The Saga of Bloodninja" after i go smoke another bowl. Haha...thats some funny shit man.

SexyDutchDude
01-13-2009, 04:16 PM
Lol, made me laugh :p

Just read the rest, good stuff lol :p

XJunkyX
01-13-2009, 05:23 PM
Bloodninja is the best.

xitakesurbreath
01-13-2009, 05:59 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that just made me laugh so hard

jeffers1986
01-13-2009, 06:41 PM
LMAO, my mom just looked around the corner and prolly thinks im stoned im laughing so hard.

x123rgn123x
01-13-2009, 06:56 PM
heh. that was the idea

Sypherdias
01-13-2009, 08:36 PM
....i found areason to live again!

x123rgn123x
01-13-2009, 09:06 PM
....i found areason to live again!

Oh :( drat!

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ownedyou
01-13-2009, 11:09 PM
lol that is so great

jeffers1986
01-14-2009, 04:22 AM
Check out the other ones, theyre just as epic if not more.

x123rgn123x
01-14-2009, 01:47 PM
Check out the other ones, theyre just as epic if not more.

I know they are but my favorite line is still Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

Ghost
01-14-2009, 07:08 PM
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.


LOL these are hilarious

this_is_lame
01-15-2009, 03:52 AM
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR


Epic as ****k...this shit is hilarious...

EDIT - Cant believe you got this trick to say HARRRRRR...i couldnt stop laughin man

x123rgn123x
01-15-2009, 01:41 PM
EDIT - Cant believe you got this trick to say HARRRRRR...i couldnt stop laughin man

I'm not bloodninja. I'm just someone who was told about the site in an IRC chat and found it funny enough to post on the forums.

this_is_lame
01-15-2009, 02:25 PM
Still...funny as shitttt