madmuis
02-03-2008, 09:35 AM
The Prayer of Raptor Jesus
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his only son
"This prayer the Holy Saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers, the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during the festival of loli-worship."
Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into ******ry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
Raptor Jesus is also unfunny (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Unfunny), but since He went extinct for our sins, the point is moot (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Moot).
From what little is understood of Raptor Jesus, He loves Tom Chou. Apparently He died for his sins first, and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
The Creed of Raptor Jesus
Followers of Raptor Jesus are easily identifiable because they have not showered recently nor have they ever seen a girl (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Virgin). They live by the following simple beliefs and most likely have one or more of these statements tattooed on their ****s (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/****).
Love Raptor Jesus or die.
Raptor Jesus is the saviour of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightnement.
Believe in the Lord Raptor Jesus, and thou shalt be saved!
Raptor Jesus will rise again!
Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins!
Raptor Jesus loves you!
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his only son
"This prayer the Holy Saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers, the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during the festival of loli-worship."
Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into ******ry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
Raptor Jesus is also unfunny (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Unfunny), but since He went extinct for our sins, the point is moot (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Moot).
From what little is understood of Raptor Jesus, He loves Tom Chou. Apparently He died for his sins first, and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
The Creed of Raptor Jesus
Followers of Raptor Jesus are easily identifiable because they have not showered recently nor have they ever seen a girl (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Virgin). They live by the following simple beliefs and most likely have one or more of these statements tattooed on their ****s (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/****).
Love Raptor Jesus or die.
Raptor Jesus is the saviour of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightnement.
Believe in the Lord Raptor Jesus, and thou shalt be saved!
Raptor Jesus will rise again!
Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins!
Raptor Jesus loves you!
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